The new Nintendo 3DS has a feature where it will take a photo of your face, then generate a special Mii character based off your “real” likeness. Despite the fact that I previously thought cartoon characters were meant to have different proportions than real people, why would video games lie? Maybe I’m just more hideous and ugly (let’s pull a Bronte and say “homely”) than I ever imagined…
WAAAAAAH!
P.S. It’s April now — get yo’ calendar and write a note to be gentle to your homely friend.

i’ll be your anti-Nintendo. always thought you were gorgeous…