Video games think I’m ugly

The new Nintendo 3DS has a feature where it will take a photo of your face, then generate a special Mii character based off your “real” likeness.  Despite the fact that I previously thought cartoon characters were meant to have different proportions than real people, why would video games lie?  Maybe I’m just more hideous and ugly (let’s pull a Bronte and say “homely”) than I ever imagined…

WAAAAAAH!

P.S.  It’s April now — get yo’ calendar and write a note to be gentle to your homely friend.