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The Week is Over

 

Here are some things that happened.

If you need anything else, I will be at the bar drinking myself into a coma.

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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Swap Wives. Or something.

According to MSN, Beantown boy wonders Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (along with Ben’s younger brother Casey — a.k.a., Affleck 2.0) are currently collaborating on a new movie called The Trade, based on — of all things — the Yankees.

Well, okay, not the Yankees, per se, but rather former Yankees’ pitchers Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson. And what’s so movie-worthy about Kekich and Peterson — two southpaws who enjoyed but a single All-Star game selection between them? Only the fact that, one day in the early 1970s, they decided to swap wives.

Like this, but, you know, fo’ realz.

Permanently.

According to the story (and not surprisingly),

Kekich is panic-stricken. He has moved away and has a new identity. He is freaked out that those working on the movie found out where he is. He isn’t too keen on having the scandal dredged up again after all this time.

Peterson, on the other hand — though not cited in the article — probably isn’t as worried about his family finding out about his sordid past. Why? Well, as it turns out, he and Kekich’s former wife, Susanne, are still married. No word on whether they’re still swinging, but as the Black-Eyed Peas might say, I’ve got a feeling…

(Top image via Best Movies Ever. Or Film Drunk. Whatever. The point is, somebody stole it from somebody and I stole it from them.)

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The Academy Isn’t Wrong Every Time

The NFB’s description:

This Oscar®-winning [2004] animated short from Chris Landreth is based on the life of Ryan Larkin, a Canadian animator who produced some of the most influential animated films of his time. Ryan is living every artist’s worst nightmare – succumbing to addiction, panhandling on the streets to make ends meet. Through computer-generated characters, Landreth interviews his friend to shed light on his downward spiral. Some strong language. Viewer discretion is advised.

Ryan Larkin died in 2007.

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Happy Birthday to George Harrison, the Dreamiest Beatle

He is, of course, dead, but he would’ve been 68 today.

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Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels was Probably Mellower when He Sold Drugs

Now this? This is something I did not know (h/t Atrios):

Perhaps the most pivotal day of Daniels’ four years at Princeton was May 14, 1970 — the day of the drug arrest that Daniels thought would sully his political future. Officers found enough marijuana in his room to fill two size 12 shoe boxes, reports of the incident say. He and the other inhabitants of the room were also charged with possession of LSD and prescription drugs without a prescription. Daniels and his two roommates in 111 Cuyler Hall, Marc Stuart ’71 and Richard Stockton ’71, were arrested and, after plea bargaining, Daniels eventually escaped with a $350 fine for “maintaining a common nuisance.”

Two size 12 shoe boxes stuffed with reefer is a lot of fucking reefer. At least a half pound, maybe more. Under current Indiana drug laws, if Daniels were found to be in possession of that much reefer he would be charged with a Class D felony and face a prison sentence of anywhere from six months to three years. And this is being rather generous for a couple of reasons! For one, it discounts all of the acid and pills he and his bros were dropping all the time during their tenure at Princeton. For another, I’m assuming that being caught with the drugs on a college campus would not constitute being within 1000 feet of a school, which would otherwise push it up to a Class C felony (jail time: four to eight years). Though I very well could be wrong!

Here’s what Daniels told the Daily Princetonian on Monday about his arrest forty years ago:

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Today I Saw Stanley Kubrick’s First Film, and You Can Too!

Prodigy.com:

In 1951, at 23 years of age, Kubrick used $3,900 of his savings to finance his first film, a short documentary about middleweight boxer Walter Cartier, who had been the subject of one of Kubrick’s Look photo assignments titled “Prizefighter Walter Cartier.”

Taught to use the equipment by the man who rented it to him, Kubrick acted as producer, director, and cinematographer. Day of the Fight was bought by RKO for its This is America series for about $100 less than it cost Kubrick to make and played at the Paramount Theatre in New York.

Thanks Mefi!

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Winter’s Bone Will Get Robbed at the Oscars

We know what’s going to happen. The Oscar is going to go to Natalie Portman. She has it sewn up, even after appearing in every bad movie this winter, one of which was with Ashton Kutcher. And while Black Swan was a pretty nifty movie with some dazzling performances, costumes, and visual effects, not to mention some of the creepiest locations I’ve ever seen (I’m scared of all theatre basements, but the basement at Lincoln Center seems especially terrifying), it was nowhere near as good as Winter’s Bone. Jennifer Lawrence has been nominated for the Best Actress Oscar for her turn as seventeen-year-old badass Ree Dolly, but she won’t win it. And this would outrage me — if I actually thought that Oscars go to those who deserve them.

The story is both epic and intimate, a classic film noir detective story and a quietly disturbing family drama. Ree is a teenager in the Ozarks, looking after her younger siblings and her mentally unstable mother while her father is off cooking meth and jumping bail. When the bondsman comes to take their land, Ree is given a week to find him. As she hunts down her old man, she encounters some incredibly terrifying folks in the criminal underworld and tries to convince her uncle, the equally fearsome Teardrop Dolly, to help her out. The story proceeds in noir-ish fashion until the gut-wrenching conclusion that finds Ree in a rowboat with the two scariest looking women in all of Missouri. I don’t want to say any more. You simply have to see it, but fair warning: you will feel slightly haunted when it’s all over.

Ree Dolly is unlike any character I have ever seen depicted in film. She’s an Ozarkian samurai — relentless, indomitable, stoic. Every part of this movie will stay with you long after the credits roll, but Ree will stick with you for weeks, like a feverish chill that you can’t shake. There is something in her eyes that is just devastating; Jennifer Lawrence truly gave the performance of a lifetime.

Winter’s Bone is damn near flawless: beautifully shot, well-written, and anchored by Lawrence’s unflinching portrayal of Ree. Director Debra Granik and cinematographer Michael McDonough have even managed to make the region itself into a character: cold, hard, dark, and foreboding, which adds such great depth to the film. This film is a testimony of how impoverished regions like the Ozarks are particularly brutal on women. The movie is nominated for four Oscars, including Best Picture; unfortunately, it probably won’t win any of them. It’s also a shame that Granik wasn’t nominated for Best Director. Nonetheless, I find it rather awesome that Winter’s Bone was written, directed, and produced by an all-female team. As Loretta Lynn could probably tell you, a woman has a special insight into how it feels to chase down a no-good man, and the kind of guts and resolve required to do so. I wish women filmmakers like Granik made more movies like Winter’s Bone, and that the Academy would start to recognize them.

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Update (from Ben): Check out this really neat documentary on the lives and self-identities of many of the native Ozarkians cast in the film (it’s a free iTunes download).

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“Do You Want to Have Sex?” is not a Good Pick-up Line

Steven Pinker explains the dynamics of the games we play with language, and why asking someone up to your apartment for coffee is more likely to get you laid than asking someone up to your apartment for sex. This is cognitive psychology at its finest.

(via Notion’s Capital)

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Ill-advised Humour Warning

Would someone who was actually “free” from gayness be begging this hard to be rear-ended? Just saying.

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This is Nifty

If you are ever lost in a canoe in the Pacific Northwest, this is the map for you (click image to enlarge):

(via Kottke)

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