New York Times Archive

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Joe Nocera makes a compelling case that both Democrats and Republicans are useless when it comes to job creation

When I can’t tell what political party someone belongs to after reading their article, that’s when I start to take them seriously. Case in point: Joe Nocera’s column in the NYT on Monday entitled What Is Business Waiting For? It’s short, but here are some of the salient grafs to get you started:

President Obama’s idea of job creation is extending unemployment insurance, on the one hand, and painting grandiose pictures of far-off “green jobs,” on the other. He is bereft of ideas for creating jobs in the here and now. Meanwhile, the Republicans insist — despite mounds of evidence to the contrary — that more tax cuts would create jobs. By now, most Americans have lost hope that our current government will come up with a viable jobs program. It won’t.

I am coming more and more to think that with the government essentially paralyzed for the foreseeable future, the only way we’re going to get jobs is by turning to actual job creators: business itself. With all their cash, companies shouldn’t be waiting for Congress to give them tax incentives to hire people. They should be trying to jump-start the economy — and fend off another recession — by making investments, and hiring workers, that will lead to renewed prosperity.

So why the eerily accurate sloth imitation, fellas?

What makes that hard for executives is that they’ve spent the last 30 years having it beaten into them that the only thing that matters is delivering “shareholder value.” Over time, this phrase has become code for focusing on short-term profits — and chief executives who have ignored this mantra have often found themselves kicked to the street by impatient investors like Carl Icahn.

But fuck short-term profits, says Nocera (though not in so many words).

Indeed, it turns out that the focus on short-term profits is nowhere enshrined in the law. On the contrary: Delaware law, where many big companies are incorporated, gives directors enormous leeway to ignore short-term gain if they believe that doing so would ultimately benefit the corporation.

Of course, if you’re the only company in your industry willing to sacrifice in the near future to ensure stability in the medium-to-distant future, you’re probably going to be operating under somewhat of a disadvantage. Perhaps what is needed, then, is an approach akin to the one Tom described last week involving the hoped-for obliteration of the electoral college.

Marc Groz, a financial risk expert I’ve gotten to know, has what I think is a more intriguing approach, which he calls a “contingent commitment facility.” “Everyone is waiting for someone else to go first,” he told me the other day. Using his facility, a company would agree to hire X number of new workers. But the commitment would only become binding if certain conditions were met — such as having other companies in the same industry agree to do likewise. Once that happened, all the companies would have to do what they’d promised.

Groz’s idea is new and fresh and untested. It could fail. In other words, it is exactly the kind of out-of-the-box “job creation” idea that our stymied government no longer has the ability to come up with. The ball’s in business’s court now.

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This Might Be the Stupidest Thing the New York Times Has Ever Published

OMG.

Anthony D. Weiner’s letter of resignation was a matter-of-fact two sentences, informing the New York secretary of state, Cesar A. Perales, and Gov.Andrew M. Cuomo that come midnight Tuesday, he was stepping down. But his signature — an oversize looping squiggle, almost larger than the entire typed text of his statement — may offer some clues into his personality, at least according to handwriting experts.

Yes, we are going to go there.

“He’s out of bounds; he’s not within boundaries,” said Dianne Peterson, a handwriting expert based in Tennessee. “His emotional slant is that his head overrules his heart; his head is in control of his heart.”

Noting the “big hump” that constitutes the core of the signature, Ms. Peterson explained, “It represents a writer who wants to cover up, that they are protecting themselves through formality, ritual and control.”

You can go to the goddamn NYTimes website to look at the image of his signature if you’re so inclined; I’m not reproducing it here. This reminds me of working on my marijuana legalization story throughout the fall (You Californian bastards didn’t legalize it, and it never got written), when I spent a month and a half camping with crazy astrology-hippies in the forest, who were all certain that since I was a Scorpio, I dunno, I liked to get laid more than other people. And that I had all this other crazy Scorpio shit going on that I wasn’t aware of. It was crazy, is what I’m saying! As the top commenter at the post puts it, it isn’t a far leap from analyzing Anthony Weiner’s handwriting to calling a 1-900 number to have your horoscope read.

ooh! ooh! I can’t wait for the NY Times analysis of Anthony Weiner’s star chart! And the numerology surrounding his birth! Awesome!

Fuck everything about this, The New York Times.

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The Guantanamo Leak

Writing on the wall.

Back in 2009, the NYT profiled an Al Jazeera journalist who was detained in Guantanamo for six years.

Among Al Jazeera’s viewers in the Arab world since the 9/11 attacks, perhaps nothing has damaged perceptions of America more than Guantánamo Bay. For that reason, Mr. Hajj, who did a six-part series on the prison after his release, is a potent weapon for the network, which does not always strive for journalistic objectivity on the subject of his treatment. In an interview, Ahmed Sheikh, the editor in chief of Al Jazeera, called Mr. Hajj “one of the victims of the human rights atrocities committed by the ex-U.S. administration.”

This is a nauseating paragraph, most blatantly because the “human rights atrocity” characterization of the Bush administration’s systematic abduction and torture (for example) of people no more than suspected of ties to terrorism (for example, because they own a cheap and widely available Casio watch) is far more journalistically objective than the Times’ decision not to call what the Bush Administration was doing to these detainees torture at all (until recently, that is — they use the “T” word in today’s editorial on the Guantanamo papers: “Evidence obtained from torture and the uncorroborated whispers of fellow prisoners fill the more than 700 classified documents obtained by The Times and other news organizations. Mohammed al-Qahtani, a Saudi believed to have been an intended participant in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, was leashed like a dog, sexually humiliated and forced to urinate on himself. Yet claims Mr. Qahtani is said to have made about at least 16 prisoners are cited in their files with no mention of the coercion.”). 

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New York Times Mistakes Report of Fewer Teenagers Blogging for Bad News

So this weekend the NYT found some high school senior who stopped blogging because nobody read his shitty, shitty blog, and BOOM! BANG! That’s a news story, amirite?

“I don’t use my blog anymore,” said Mr. McDonald, who lives in San Francisco. “All the people I’m trying to reach are on Facebook.”

First of all, “Mr.” McDonald (WTF? We give honorifics to high school students now?), you can’t put your Facebook profile on your resume. (HELLLLOO, New York Magazine! You haven’t gotten back to me yet! Don’t worry, though, I am STILL AVAILABLE!) Second of all, unless you are stupid, the only people who can read your Facebook posts are your “friends” (HELLLLOO, Facebook friends! Of course we are “friends” in real life!), which rather artificially limits your audience. Third of all, the Times story casts what any thinking person would call “very good news for humanity” as some sort of death knell for our wonderful medium:

[F]rom 2006 to 2009, blogging among children ages 12 to 17 fell by half; now 14 percent of children those ages who use the Internet have blogs.

This is a good thing, New York Times. It is G-O-O-D! It means that there are HALF AS MANY Bieber fan sites today than there would have been if he had been created in 2006! Can we not acknowledge that half as many tween Bieber blogs is excellent news for our country? Would that be unobjective? I do not believe it would!

Anyway, among the people who matter (i.e., voters, alcoholics), blogging hasn’t really died at all, as the Times kinda-sorta-reluctantly admits:

Among 18-to-33-year-olds, the project said in a report last year, blogging dropped two percentage points in 2010 from two years earlier

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Among 34-to-45-year-olds who use the Internet, the percentage who blog increased six points, to 16 percent, in 2010 from two years earlier, the Pew survey found. Blogging by 46-to-55-year-olds increased five percentage points, to 11 percent, while blogging among 65-to-73-year-olds rose two percentage points, to 8 percent.

So, smarter people are blogging more, Bieber fans are blogging less, and the Times has the gumption to call its story “Blogs Wane as the Young Drift to Sites Like Twitter“?!? Jesus Christ, New York Times. The story SHOULD be called “BLOGS FLOURISH AS TEENAGERS GET DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ELSE ON THE INTERNET!”

This is why newspapers are dying.

(Full disclosure: I have a blog.)

(h/t @on_the_media) (via)

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A Stateless Media?

In the third update to his latest, GG highlights that Jay Rosen tweets:

Why we need stateless news organizationshttp://jr.ly/6xxf (Which is what I’ve said Wikileaks is…)

Wikileaks? Al-Jazeera? Yep. Pretty stateless.

Funny enough, though, earlier in the same post, Greenwald highlights an exchange on the BBC between Bill Keller and Carne Ross:

And recently in a BBC interview, Keller boasted that — unlike WikiLeaks — the Paper of Record had earned the praise of the U.S. Government for withholding materials which the Obama administration wanted withheld, causing Keller’s fellow guest — former British Ambassador to the U.N. Carne Ross — to exclaim: ”It’s extraordinary that the New York Times is clearing what it says about this with the U.S. Government.”  The BBC host could also barely hide his shock and contempt at Keller’s proud admission:

HOST (incredulously): Just to be clear, Bill Keller, are you saying that you sort of go to the Government in advance and say: “What about this, that and the other, is it all right to do this and all right to do that,” and you get clearance, then?

Obviously, that’s exactly what The New York Times does.

This is a fairly minor point, but I do want to make it: the BBC? Def not stateless. Same goes for the CBC. Same goes for NPR. Not stateless, that is, materially. But that’s not to say I disagree with Rosen. I love all three of these institutions, but their coverage of the defining issue of the moment has been totally pantsed by Al-Jazeera. And Wikileaks…. well, Wikileaks is a whole discussion in itself that I’m sure we’ll have soon.

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UPDATE: Actually, I just checked, and Al-Jazeera’s pretty materially state-dependent as well (where the state is here defined as the Qatari royal family). But doesn’t this just underline my point? What matters isn’t the source of financial support, but what strings are attached to it; not state support simpliciter, but what state’s support. In the US media market, the strings are many, tangled and taut.

UPDATE II: While we’re on the topic of media ownership by Arab royalty, of some relevance is that Fox News is 7% owned by a high-ranking member of the Saudi royals. By comparison, NPR receives about 6% of its funding directly from the US government (another 10% comes from grants from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, but still).  Not quite an apples to apples comparison, granted, but I’ll be damned if it’s not worth noting.